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Rotary Club of Cairns Mulgrave Inc.
Club Bulletin Vol 22, Issue 31, March 19 2004
20 Years Young
The Cam

Features If you are not getting The Bulletin let the committee know! News
Missed Meetings
President's Message
Guest Speakers And Coming Events
March 21 March 21 Zone Assembly: Brothers Leagues Club: 8.15 for 8.45. Finish 3.30
April 9 No lunchtime dinner: Joint meeting instead with Cairns Earlville Club at 6.15 for 6.30 at Matson Plaza on Monday March 29
April 17 Tennis and Tequila at Robyn's House 40 Kewarra Street Kewarra Beach
April 25 Anzac Day: On the esplanade with Cairns Club. Barbecue afterwards
May 1 and 2 District Conference: Contact Robyn
May 21 and 22 Red Shield Appeal. We need drivers
July 21 to 23 RYLA: Sunrise Club Zone Assembly at Brothers Leagues Club
Duty Officers
   
  March Gayle Plunkett, Ian McDonald
Sergeant's Roster  
Reminders

March

Cheryl Williams Birthday 5th
Ron Cheeseman Birthday 10th
David Young Birthday 10th
David Kirchner Anniversary 16th
Robin Logan Anniversary 18th
Denise Mitchell Birthday 24th
Max Crittenden Anniversary 30th
Robyn Goodwyn Anniversary 31st

Features Use the index on the left to scroll through this week's features.

Recent Photographs

President's Message

CAIRNS-MULGRAVE ROTARY CLUB HISTORY
In The Beginning

A Letter from The Tablelands Advertiser.

The TerrEstrial Complex

A shepherd...

PRESIDENTS MESSAGE

No message this week

Kym displays her check
Whack that packer Col! Bev, Wendy and Robyn
Ron Whips the lawn into shape
Building a patio for Kym. The patio allwos her access around her house. The pool is for hydrotherapy. She has a recently developed spinal disease and six children.
 
 
Guest Peter Martin Phil Dempster and D.G. Mike Rennie (standing)
 

Last Week

Our Guests were Kym Hunter, Peter Martin and Joanne Shirvington.
Our Guest Speakers were D.G. Mike Rennie and Phil Dempster

Phil Dempster spoke on The Rotary Foundation. $65,000 has been provided from our District towards the Polio Eradication Fund. “In January this year there were no new cases of Polio (in India)—the first month ever.”

Ron spoke again about how much the Rotarians enjoyed working on Kym and Terry’s house a few weeks ago and presented $2,000 to Kym from the Club.

Mention was made of our commitment to the Duck Race in conjunction with The Festival Of Cairns.

Rotary 4-Way Test

1. Is it the TRUTH?
2. Is it FAIR to all concerned?
3. Will it build GOODWILL and BETTER FRIENDSHIPS?
4. Will it be BENEFICIAL to all concerned?


Our Paul Harris Fellows

Rotarians

Sandy Astill, Max Bryant, Graham Cossins, David Court, Jeff Crofts, Rupert Crossland, Herman Ehrlich, Bob Fowler, Col Koppen, Bernie Mullins, Jim Watson, Denise Mitchell, David Kirchner,

Honorary Members

Ted Elliot OAM, Brian Fowler, Beres McKeown, Bernie Mullins, Les Trevenan

Past Club Members

Geoff Canton

Non Rotarians

Christine FairbrotherMargaret Jarvis Geoff GuestLou Piccone Lionel Williamson


CAIRNS-MULGRAVE ROTARY CLUB HISTORY

IN THE BEGINNING-----

Rotary clubs were traditionally organised on a territorial basis, drawing members only from within the boundaries of their designated area. Up to 1977 the area between Buchans Point and Gordonvale was parcelled out between four clubs but in 1978 the rules governing territories were revoked and all clubs could now recruit members from the whole Cairns-Mulgrave area.

At this time Past President Beres McKeown of the Cairns Club was appointed as the District Governor’s special representative to explore the possibility of forming a fifth club. Unfortunately, the concept of a shared territory and the possibilities inherent there-in for wider membership had not yet been fully grasped by the clubs and there was considerable opposition to the idea of another club, particularly expressed in the fear of losing members, and the new club project was abandoned.

Historically, the first club to benefit from the changed rules was Cairns-Earlville. This club had been struggling for years to maintain a reasonable membership from an impractical territory consisting of the then lightly populated Earlville and Edmonton suburbs, but now had an unlimited choice of classifications for recruitment. And yet the push for a new club, particularly meeting for lunch, never died down.

The first suggestion was to convert Cairns Club into a luncheon club when it appeared certain that Thursday night shopping was firmly established, but this proposal was just as firmly rejected by the majority of the members. Undeterred by this setback and believing there was a definite opening for Rotary to expand, in early 1983 District Governor John Francis, finally receiving approval from the four clubs, appointed another past president of Cairns Club, Les Trevenen, to commence interest meetings for a Friday lunchtime club.

The initial meetings were held at PDG Jack Woodward’s house with the object of forming a nucleus of experienced Rotarians prepared to join the new club. The response was poor with only John Neven, David Court and Graham Cossins, all of the Cairns Club finally committing themselves to transfer to the new project, to help Les Trevenen and his co-opted fellow, Beres McKeown, find the twenty members necessary to form a provisional club.

A new Rotary year had started before sufficient “provos” were recruited to commence regular lunch meetings at Hides Hotel. Two important decisions were fixed early in the search for members. Firstly, selection of younger persons under 40 years was desirable, and secondly, women should be actively encouraged to join now that Rotary International had finally opened membership to them.

Further delays were encountered in the definition of some candidates’ classifications which were going to be scrutinised carefully by Rotary International, so that the application for membership with twenty-two members, originally filed on the 7th of October 1983, was held over until further recruiting to the 28th of November produced an unarguable 31 members.

Meanwhile arguments had raged over a name for the new creation as will be shown clearly when the review of the first ten club bulletins is discussed. With the disappearance of the old club boundaries, territorial descriptive names like Cairns West were no longer appropriate, the only distinguishing feature of a club now being the day or time of its meeting. The obviously logical names would be either Cairns-Friday or Cairns-Lunchtime, but these two suggestions were soundly rejected by popular vote in favour of Cairns-Mulgrave.

Nobody then could imagine the amalgamation of the shire into Cairns City and so it is by happy co-incidence that the name of Mulgrave lives on after the shire is no more. Some eight of the provisional members (now back to 30) were active Rotarians but the about-to-be-initiated twenty-two’s talents were unknown factors when choosing the first group of directors. With the decision to form an executive consisting of a mixture of the old and new, the club was gambling on those hidden qualities.

In the event, an apparent random selection of the newcomers paid off handsomely and the mixture worked harmoniously from the start. Regular weekly meetings of the provisional club continued while awaiting RI approval of the application for membership. Finally, on 13th of December 1983 the club officially shared the honour with the Rotary club of Hsinchu South, Taiwan of being the newest members of Rotary International.

The club celebrated this event with a special dinner on the 4th of February1984 when the Charter was presented by DG Wal Kieseker, signalling The End Of The Beginning.

More in the next Bulletin


A Letter from The Tablelands Advertiser.

Wednesday March 10, 2004.

Sir,
I notice Rotary International is advertising the Rotary Bowel Test Kits for $6.00 and available at most chemists. These kits are aimed at early detection of bowel cancer.

I purchased one locally two years ago and, as a result of following the procedure, I was referred to my GP then to a specialist for a colonoscopy, which resulted in the removal of a polyp. The tests showed the polyp was about to change and the specialist believed I would have had bowel cancer within 12 months.

It is with great appreciation and relief that I am writing this letter instead of my final will.

M Johnson.
Yungaburra


The TerrEstrial Complex
Also From the Tablelands Advertiser

Among the many tourist attractions in the Far North, Georgetown’s TerrEstrial complex deserves special mention.

Ethridge Shire Council has created a world-class mineral and gemstone collection that would do credit to any museum or mineral/gem collection anywhere in the world and, in doing so, it has built a complex that is not only a museum of tremendous local significance but also a vivid display of Far Northern History.

This is also a long-term investment in a town of less than 400 people


A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver a young man in a Prada suit, Gucci shoes, Dior sunglasses and designer tie, leans out the window and asks the Shepard; “ If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?”

The Shepard looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers; “ Sure. Why not?”

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page in the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix ion his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.

He than accesses a MS-SQL database through tan ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulae. He updates all of his data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturised HP LaserJet printer, turns to the Shepard and says; ‘ You have exactly 1,531 sheep’.

“That’s right. Well I guess you can take one of my sheep.” Says the shepard.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs into the boot of his car.

Then the Shepard says to the young man: “ Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?” The young man thinks about it for a second and then he says; “Okay, why not?”

“You’re a consultant.” Says the shepherd “ Wow! That’s correct.” Says the Yuppie. “ But how did you guess that?”

“No, guessing required.,” answers the shepherd. “You showed up here even tough nobody called you, you want to get paid for an answer I already knew to a question I never asked, and you know stuff all about my business.”

“Now give me back my DOG.”