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Rotary Club of Cairns Mulgrave Inc.
Club Bulletin Vol 22, Issue 24, January 232004
20 Years Young
The Cam

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Missed Meetings
President's Message
Guest Speakers And Coming Events
January 23 Steve Baker
Duty Officers
January Peter Harm, David Kirchner, Co.l Koppen
 
Sergeant's Roster  
Reminders January Robin Logan Birthday 2nd
Kevin Robinson Anniversary 1st
Bernie Mullings Anniversary 15th
Sandy Astill Anniversary 17th
Michael and Gail Anniversary 21st

Features Use the index on the left to scroll through this week's features.

Recent Photographs

President's Message

Proud of their Work.

Pork Pie Tales

Drunken Elephants Steal State Power

Planning For Our Future

I performed a funeral quite recently

 

 

 

PRESIDENTS MESSAGE

The last few weeks have seen most of our outbound youth exchange students arrive back into Australia. It has also seen the outbound students departing for many different countries of the world.

This weekend the exchange students are all going to Mungalli Falls for the long weekend hosted by Sunrise rotary club. Our new President elect for 2005/2006 is Cheryl Williams, so we all congratulate her on her upcoming year.

This week we will be circulating a form for members to complete with names of businesses or people for the Club to contact for money for the Rotary Centenary 2005 the dialysis transport for patients to travel to and from the hospital.

Brooke Baskin is going to address our club in the next few weeks telling of her experiences on her exchange for the last twelve months. Brooke was hosted by our club, and I am sure it will be very interesting some of her experiences.

Our guest speaker this week is our own Steve Baker, this is your life, Steve.

In February we have the Paul Harris Dinner. This is a combined dinner at Brothers Leagues club for the clubs of the district. It will be a different format this year, so keep that in mind.

President Robyn

Rotary 4-Way Test

1. Is it the TRUTH?
2. Is it FAIR to all concerned?
3. Will it build GOODWILL and BETTER FRIENDSHIPS?
4. Will it be BENEFICIAL to all concerned?


Proud of their Work.

Reporter: Emma Pedler
Abridged from ABC Online
May 2002

Remember that, "Back in the 'good old days' people worked HARD". Back-breaking, head-grinding, sweat-inducing, working-like-a-dog work.

Recently the Rotary Club of Port Lincoln, held a Pride of Workmanship Dinner, to honour 12 'hard' workers, who 'Do it once, Do it well' and help to 'Build a better Australia'. 'Pride of Workmanship' was launched as a Rotary project at the District 9680 (then 268) Assembly, in June 1975.

The aim was to encourage a much-needed pride in personal performance in the workplace, and to help create a national attitude for the benefit of our country. Over 600 Rotary Clubs in Australia, New Zealand, the South Pacific, Malaysia, Canada and the United States have adopted the program.

The Keynote speaker of the evening was Landscape Photographer, Stavros Pippos, who's book 'Shades of Ochre' sold out in just three months. Mr Pippos, spoke about lifting the bar higher, technology versus the people who drive them, and doing it once and doing it well.

Field Reporter Emma Pedler, asked award winner, Julie Low of Liz Penfold MP's office in Port Lincoln, 'What it was like to have people recognise that you've been working hard'.

Julie answered, "Well its lovely, because sometimes you wonder whether its all worth it. But I must admit that I love working where I work, I think we've got a great team, we all work hard, and we all pull together. And I think that makes it a lot easier to go that extra mile". Julie didn't know that she had been nominated, but discovered that she had won an award after someone asked her to make a speech on behalf of the Pride of Workmanship Award winners. "I must say I'm very flattered, because I think all of us work hard, and I think there really was some wonderful nominations tonight.

And a number of people out there I know, who work equally hard and haven't been nominated, so please everyone get together and nominate your employees".

Deborah Henderson won her second Pride of Workmanship Award during the evening. Her first was awarded to her for her teaching efforts, and the second for her administrative role at the school. Emma Pedler asked her what it felt like to be congratulated for her hard work. Deborah answered, "It's really quite an honour actually. I was nominated by a boss who's only been at the school since the beginning of last year, so I suppose in a short time, that recognition was there. It was a bit of an honour. I suppose it was a bit of a shock. There were other people that were worthy, I mean you're only as good as the team that supports you".

President of the Port Lincoln Rotary Club, Chris Stone spoke about the awards, "We've been doing it for 12 years now. We've started the program, to try and bring out a bit of the excellence of the people we've got working in Port Lincoln, and we've certainly achieved that".

President Chris Stone, also spoke about one of the award winners, Margaret Bain from Regal Chickens, who had worked for 17 years, taken two days sick leave, and one-week holidays. "It's just an unbelievable achievement, as are all of the recipients. It’s by no means all of the people that we have applying for the certificates of achievement. But it’s just a selection of those that have achieved something over and above what the normal worker does. People who have just done that little bit extra, to give they're boss something in return.”

President Chris Stone said the employers were just as proud as their award-winning employees. “They were supported by, basically the people that work with them. They all attended and cheered on if you like, in a sort of a quiet way, for the (people) that received those awards. And I think that it goes a long way to achieve that little bit of something in the workplace.It’s great to see the bosses or the employers are proud of their workers.”


Pork Pie Tales

There is a very old Jewish story about a priest who meets a rabbi at a conference, and they start discussing comparative religion, and the priest says to the rabbi, ‘Tell me, rabbi, is it true that you’re now allowed to eat pork?’

And the rabbi said, ‘Of course, it’s absolutely forbidden, it’s very strict, our dietary laws.’

And he said, ‘But tell me, rabbi, just between us, I’m sure you’ve tried it, haven’t you?’ And the rabbi said, ‘Well, it shouldn’t go out of this room, but I have tried it.’

And then the rabbi said to the priest, ‘Tell me father, is it true that in your religion it’s forbidden to have sex?’ And the priest said, ‘Of course, the Pope forbids it, we have to be celibate, it’s very strictly laid down.’

And the rabbi said, ‘But tell me, just between us, you have tried it, haven’t you?’

And the priest said, ‘Well, just between the two of us, I have, yes.’

And the rabbi said, ‘It sure beats pork, doesn’t it?’


Drunken Elephants Steal State Power

Drunken Elephants Wired

Wild elephants plastered on rice beer were killed when they brought down power lines in the Indian north eastern state of Meghalaya a few days ago.

Four of the elephants from a herd went on a drunken rampage last Sunday night after ripping into open casks of beer in a remote village. “The elephants got high on rice beer, went crazy and banged into an electric pole” a local said. “A high tension wire fell and instantly killed the animals.”

Luckily the rest of the elephants sensed that something was wrong and moved away from their felled comrades. There were about twenty of them.

People in this area brew large amounts of rice beer and the elephants have taken a liking to it. Over 7,000 elephants live in this area and the areas of natural habitation for them has been decreasing with deforestation. They have killed something like 180 people in the last two years and in turn about 200 of them have been killed by villagers.      


Planning For Our Future

Researchers have found that official forecasts could well have significantly underestimated the growth in the life expectancy of Australia’s population.

Australian National University scientist Heather Booth and Leonie Tickle from the Macquarie University have found that the life expectancy for women will reach 88.1 years and for men 82.9 years by 2027. Officially the projections have been 85.4 and 81.4 years for women and men respectively. The researchers have used advanced statistical methods to reach these new figures. This means that the forecast elderly population will be substantially larger, as stated in a recent issue of the Australasian Journal on Ageing.

This has significant implications for planning and policy development, substantially different to those followed officially at this stage by government departments. Officially 24.4 % of the total population will be over 65 years of age in 2031, but these new figures put the percentage at 24.9%. And nearly 4 % of the population will be over 85 compared with the official projections of 3.1%.

Currently, those Australians over 65 comprise 12.3% and those over 85, 1.3% so its obvious that careful planning needs to be undertaken to manage this situation. If these new numbers are correct even more resources will need to be allocated to cater for the elderly in years to come.

Rotary could be well advised to cast some interest to these areas.


I performed a funeral quite recently

It was rather embarrassing because I did not know the deceased, he was not a member of my former congregation

And I was asking people to try and give me a bit of information because you’ve got to say something nice about the dead, that’s the tradition. And I kept asking people, ‘Did you know the deceased?’ and everybody said ‘Yes’.

And then I said, ‘Is there something nice I could say about him?’ And I just kept getting these blank looks, And I was getting rather worried because we were already inside the gates of the cemetery, and nobody could give me any information about the deceased I could speak about.

And I was already standing in the chapel, ready to perform the funeral and I didn’t know what to do any more.

So I got up and I said, ‘Look, I don’t want to be hypocritical, I did not know the deceased, but surely there is somebody here that has something nice that can be said about him.’

And this man got up in the second row, and he said, ‘Yes, his brother was worse.’

Rabbi Mordy Katz